Data: "I fail to understand why this is amusing."
Riker: "Access your databanks under humor, subheading slapstick."
Data: "Comedy stressing farce and horeseplay. Ah. This no doubt is a variation on pie-in-the-face."
Riker: "Now do you see why it's funny?"
Data: "No sir. But I will take your word for it. This is very amusing."